Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Thursday, March 24, 2011
Worst Vacation Ever
Friday, March 18, 2011
Why Having A Toddler is Like Being At A Frat Party
10. There are half-full, brightly-colored plastic cups on the floor in every room. Three are in the bathtub.
9. There’s always that one girl, bawling her eyes out in a corner.
8. It’s best not to assume that the person closest to you has any control over their digestive function.
7. You sneak off to the bathroom knowing that as soon as you sit down, someone’s going to start banging on the door.
6. Probably 80% of the stains on the furniture contain DNA.
5. You’ve got someone in your face at 3 a.m. looking for a drink.
4. There’s definitely going to be a fight.
3. You’re not sure whether anything you’re doing is right, you just hope it won’t get you arrested.
2. There are crumpled-up underpants everywhere.
1. You wake up wondering exactly how and when the person in bed with you got there.
****I Stole this from another website!!!****
60 Degree & The Zoo = Awesome Afternoon!
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
Kids say the Greatest Stuff...
Mommy (laughing hysterically): "Ali where did you hear the word juiced?"
Ali: "From the speech pathologist."
Mommy (laughing even harder): "Are you serious?"
Ali: "No I am just making stuff up Mommy."
Curt and Ali were snuggling before bed last night. Ali was rubbing Curt's arm.
Curt: "Yeah honey"
Ali: "I hope I have hairy arms when I grow up."
Recent Quote from Sawyer:
Mommy: "What Sawyer dude?"
Sawyer: "It ok if I wipe my boogie nose on my fruit snack wapper?"
Sawyer: "Good I did it."